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If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

sirl33te:

phosphorescentt:

pls do not look up at me when you’re going down on me you look weird

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*snorts*

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— 4 hours ago with 6271 notes

vulcanyounot:

things we need more of in media

  • female gaze
  • female gays

thank you for your time

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— 4 hours ago with 589 notes

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via seapr1ncess)

— 4 hours ago with 240028 notes

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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— 4 hours ago with 404853 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

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— 4 hours ago with 231266 notes

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

You might also like NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 and Part 2

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— 4 hours ago with 9805 notes
#that first one  #and last one  #A++ 
theunwant3d:

New corset!!

Worship her.  WORSHIPPP HERRRRRR.

theunwant3d:

New corset!!

Worship her. WORSHIPPP HERRRRRR.

— 15 hours ago with 3 notes

"emergency, you’re my boyfriend"

(Source: molliehooper, via brennaveir)

— 1 day ago with 3199 notes
ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT


GIMME

ollivander:

mollisweetmassacre:

cyberlocc:

everyone goin 2 hell

WHAT!!?!?!?!

NO BUT THIS IS A REAL THING SOMEONE LINK IT

GIMME

(Source: onlylolgifs, via boner-police)

— 1 day ago with 59391 notes
#MADIMADIMADI 
vegan-dweeb:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

Cutest.

vegan-dweeb:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

Cutest.

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul, via yousuckatlifee)

— 1 day ago with 60975 notes

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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— 2 days ago with 127577 notes