February 2012
5 tags
lorjay:
6 tags
i am so sweaty.
from spending so much time cooking in the kitchen.
i don’t know how you women do it!
there are officially no vegetables left in my...
i decided to cook pasta bake.
who the fuck needs mince, MOAR VEGEHTABLES!
fuck, i want pizza.
part0f-y0urw0rld-deactivated201 asked: Your face, I like that shit. c:
4 tags
It’s tough to leave. Vancouver is such a great city and the fans are so...
– — Cody Hodgson
i still believe it’s best for cody to leave.. he’s not stuck between hank and kes, and he should have a legit chance to push for a top 6 spot on the sabres.
Social anxiety isn’t cool. OCD isn’t cool. Bipolar disorder isn’t cool. Depression isn’t cool. Cutting isn’t cool. Phobias aren’t cool. Trauma isn’t cool. Sleep disorders aren’t cool. Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
we have nothing to fear but fear itself.
its tuesday bitches
sweetpeaoliviakate:
get your tits out
fucking windows.
doing an “update.”
now my printer doesn’t work.
it re-installed it THREE times, because it could.
now my computer has a fucking fit when i try to print.
cheers bro.
brb, un-installing/re-installing my printer. >_>
"10 times better than the leading brand!"
Then why isn’t it the leading brand…
1 tag
The Republican Idea of Government
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
let the printing marathon BEGIN.
fucking university.
“please print out all learning materials and bring them to all lectures and tutorials.”
THERE’S LIKE 300 FUCKING PAGES OF SHIT.